all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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