Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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