I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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