Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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