I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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