she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
