It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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