i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Congratulations! We have a period
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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