You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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