the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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