i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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