is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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