How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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