why do cheetos always look like penises
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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