Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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