idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize