My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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