There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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