yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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