What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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