Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Non-Jews are for practice
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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