We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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