he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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