If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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