i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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