4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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