ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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