did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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no you cant smoke seaweed
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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