ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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