quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Be still, my beating vagina.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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