My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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