People in love make me want to vomit
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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