is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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