You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I looked at my own cervix.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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