Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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