Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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