Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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