At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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