When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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