His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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