If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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