so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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