you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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