He is an equal opportunity slut.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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