she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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