The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
