3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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