I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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