Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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