yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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