It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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