idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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