Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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