I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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