don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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